How the Bills Stole Christmas Sweatshirt

This sweatshirt channels a wry, rebellious holiday mood — a cozy canvas for the tongue-in-cheek “How the Bills Stole Christmas” sentiment. It feels like late-night laughter after the lights go up: soft, warm, and built to last through winter errands, post-feast naps, and neighborhood cookie swaps. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric holds the print and embroidery crisply, while the classic crew fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable. Small details matter: double-needle stitching across stress points, tear-away label for itch-free wear, and ethical fabric sourcing so it sits well in more ways than one. Subtle embroidery options (left, center, or large chest; wrists) let you choose how loud or discreet the message appears. Wear it when you want to grin at the chaos of the season and keep warm doing it.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for a clean, long-lasting fit
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smoother look
- Embroidered or printed decoration options: left/center/large chest and wrist placements
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing, and safety compliance for responsible production

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Small-Xlarge $26

2Xlarge $28

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